A Very Small Blog in a Very Large Internet

About 28 days have passed. After my full-on panic over not getting indexed at all, I finally noticed that Google is now showing not just an updated description, but also my logo and images 🥳 So yeah — turns out it wasn’t all for nothing.

There’s this theory that once I have one, the blog will start moving faster and having more fun, because search engines tend to trust .com and .net way more than whatever mysterious thing I’m using right now.

The price? About 💲️11. Not a huge amount, but at the moment I don’t really have an extra ten bucks lying around, so it’ll have to wait.

Did you know that there are about 3,000 dollar billionaires in the world? 💰 Roughly 6 billion people have regular internet access. But only 565 million of them are English-speaking users.

So, if ChatGPT isn’t lying to me (and I’m too lazy to double-check), the odds of a dollar billionaire visiting my site are roughly 1 in 188,000 visitors.

Considering my current insane traffic (10 people 😁), I only need about 187,990 more visitors and… well, you get the idea.

That said, I should admit this optimistic forecast (optimistic as in “only 200k visitors needed” 😄) isn’t entirely accurate. A lot of billionaires made their money in IT and tech - which technically makes me their competitor 👩‍💻

Just imagine it: My humble blog vs Google, Microsoft, and Apple 😂

Honestly, I’m a bit worried that investors will see my site and immediately start fighting over it.😂 I’ll need a market entry strategy 📈, a board of directors, a CEO, stock options 🧾, shares, capitalization 💵 — so much work ahead 😁

Might have to move to Palo Alto 🏠 or Goa 🌴️ — haven’t decided yet 😁

That's what I'm talking about😁️

Anyway… I got carried away.😂️

Back to work.💪️

And if someone suddenly feels an irresistible urge to speed up my blog’s move to a custom domain, you can support me at the bottom of this page.